There's a story about soap operas and talk shows being bad for the brain, or that bad brains like soaps and talk shows. The last line is the best, "If an elderly woman says she enjoys watching talk shows or soap operas, Fogel said, that might be a sign that she's having cognitive problems and should undergo special screening."
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Bad UI is the source of all our problems.
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Marvel Comics is trying to trademark the word, "super-hero."