Today, at breakfast in the kitchen, my oldest son (5 yrs), was looking out the window up at the roof.
He asked, "Dad, how does Santa get down the chimney?"
I said, "You mean, how does a big guy like that fit down the chimney and into the fireplace and into the house?"
He said, "Yeah."
I said, "That - is a very good question."
And then I walked out of the kitchen.